If these things fell into the toilet, this is what I’d do.
Retrieve it:
- Hat/Gloves/Scarves
- Boom box stereo
- Porcelain figurine
Flush it, hoping it will disintegrate into the water:
- Small trial size toiletries
- The Magna Carta
- Silly Putty
Freak out, quietly saying to myself “what am I gonna do, what am I gonna do, what am I gonna do?!?!*”
- Everything else
*Now, if the toilet isn’t empty, there are no options but the last.
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- 12.25.07 / 9am
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