Just like pancakes - I gave up halfway through.

So I’m pretty upset that I missed the entire NaBloPoMo thing as there’s no motivation I like better than superficial. Anyway, after visiting that site and pouting for 20 minutes because I haven’t been as Web as I used to (yeah, I just made Web an adjective. Or is it adverb? Damn I don’t know. It’s been a long time since I’ve used words to express myself.) I came across the, lets say Herculean goal of Blog365.

Now, because I don’t have a grasp of basic concepts like math, lunar cycles, or common sense - I first thought Blog365 meant we’d blog for an entire day, never going to sleep. Y’know, 24 full hours. That’s right, when I teach my future kids math, they will know 24 = 365. I’ll explain to them it’s an esoteric rule expressed only with respect to imaginary digits of Avagadro’s number - and, by the time they can fact check, instead of kicking me for lying to them about math, they’ll harbor too much resentment over my lack of “good parenting” to even know.

Anyway, I’ve just re-learned the most important thing about blogging/writing. Don’t do it while you’re watching the Simpsons - as a result, you’ll end up forgetting what the hell you were blogging about. But, on the flip side “tow-talitarian!” Ah, puns.