Another reason I know I’m not gay
I don’t like eating really large eggrolls because of how they feel in my mouth.
Instead, I like to dissect the eggroll into its composite parts, and stuff it into a pita pocket. I proceed to eat the inside of pita pocket using only my tongue to scoop it out, and when I’m finished, I ignore said pocket the next day.
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