and you are...
I am Leo. In general, people just call me sir, or "that asshole".

I'm a Taurus, born in April. I've been told that I resemble model, or that I look like an oompa loompa with really long legs. Yep, a tall midget. That makes me smile.

I have family, and I have friends. I have this site because I know various web technologies and I'm not afraid to use them. I'm really not.

People tend to find me interesting, in that same way the wreckage from a fatal car crash piques your interest. You want to know more?

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Along with a generous helping of XHTML, CSS, and javascript, I used a LAMP setup. LAMP? L A M P.

Here's some info about the development environment:
I developed this on Linux, er more specifically Mandrake Linux, Gimp 1.2.1 and my new favorite text editor Vim. Screw my development machine specs, since I think I've typed enough. Yep, I'm sure of it.

I decided that none of my external links on the site will spawn a new window without telling the user. I mean, if you want to stay on this site, all you do is right click the link, and open in a new window. It's not rocket science, now is it? Besides, I don't blame you for wanting to leave... I even bore myself.

I also decided I really don't care about what you think about my layout/design. So if it changes then it changes. If it doesn't, then it doesn't. Nothing you can do about that, now can you. HA!

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Because I can. Simple as that. I have too much time on my hands. Why not do something about that?

In all honesty, I needed something online that proves I can do what I claim to do. Plus, it let's me vent about every little thing that pisses me off, which tends to be a lot of things. Or the things that I find interesting, this too is a lot of things. I've literally been distracted by a twig and a piece of yarn. Not a ball of yarn, but a piece. In my defense, it was a pretty long piece. It was like, a foot long. Sooo cool.

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There's always email. That can be real nice sometimes.
Oh, and you could AIM me, and you could ICQ me. Obtaining the necessary information for that is left as an exercise to the reader. It's there though. It's actually so easy to find, if you know what you're looking for. Look! I'm being useless and difficult again. It's like a fucking riddle sometimes, talking to me is.

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If pictures exist, I'll link them. Trust me, you're a helluva lot better off not knowing the face of the man scarring your daily thoughts and dreams. Much better off.

Update.So, uhm yeah. Here are some photos of me. Feel free to touch yourself while viewing them. It's actually the FDA approved way to view them.

peanut butter and cookies | celebrity look-alike

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who do you think you are, inventing new words?
Stutarded. It came about like this:

    (Jenny): So how was the party?
    (Leo): It was stupid. It was retarded... I would be so bold as to call it stutarded.
    (Jenny): Ha, I like that.
    (Leo): Hm. So do I. I think I'm gonna start using that. No, I know I'm gonna start using that.

Then, one day I talked to Rommel and he enlightened me and said: "Leo, I don't think it should just be one who is concurrently stupid and retarded. It should also encompass one who is stupendously retarded.". Since Rommel can have his fits of genius, here we are.

Stu·tard. (sttärd)
n. stu·tard·ed, stu·tards
1) One who is stupendously retarded
2) One who is concurrently stupid and retarded.
   also, see Leo